>>>Saturday May 10, 2008 12:27 pm

I am posting because if not me, who will? You? . . . you will not, for it isn't allowed.

Today is Saturday and tomorrow, tomorrow is Mother's Day. So give her that or you are a bastard.

I will slowly sink back to my hole now. Thank you for your time this week.

- this guy

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